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In the true fashion of her age, Britney Spears, one of the youngest pop queens of this period, just brought some kids to a circus. That’s right, and that’s not all, she even brought some M. Jackson merchandise to go with the sweet deal.

For some reason, all of Disney’s former talents are experiencing insane levels of fame and insane levels of pressure. Some of them make it back alive, some don’t. Some, like Lindsay Lohan remain neurotic for long periods of time. Is Disney evil, or is fame just bad for the human biology?

In the past, being Martha Stewart’s dog was actually the dream life- you get to be pampered, you get to eat more meat and drink more clean water than the average person in the Third World.

But hey, it seems that things are turning for the worst once again. Just like the precipitous drop in good karma for Martha, one pup just died in a propane explosion.

Of all the things, you might think. Yes, some accident in a kennel killed Martha’s pup. A human had been injured too- but was a hero because he was able to bring a few pups in the kennel to safety.

What will you do if you were Matt Damon, and you’re cycling for some event a continent away, specifically, Africa? Well, we’ll tell you what the real Matt Damon did. Aside from wearing a gaudy neon green shirt, Matt Damon wore what appeared to be Spandex that was as small as a ten year old’s pair.

Why in the world did Bourne Connection’s Matt Damon wear kid’s pair of shorts that nearly chocked everything south of his navel?

And to think that Matt was supposed to cycle mile after mile in the outfit. Oh the pain, the pain!

Remember that small kid who played a nasty set of guitars on Jack Black’s insanely funny movie School of Rock? Well, the cute kid’s been slapped on the wrist for driving under the influence. That’s right. One of the most common errors of people who had tasted fame, fortune and the occasional set of chicks just happened to this young kid, who had been DUI and under age.

That’s about the worst kind of conundrum you can have especially if you don’t have a nice, small corner like Jack Black does. Good going, kid.

In a recent event in New York City, oldie Madonna had been seen sporting a gray and white school girl out fit. To add to this already deadly and disturbing combination for someone who was already nearing her fifties, Madonna also sported a shiny black wig, a black, tight leather jacket and a fishnet stocking that reached all the way to her knickers.

Is it just us, or is Madonna striving too much to beat ageing out of the picture? Hey Madonna, you’re nearly fifty, isn’t it time that you actually dressed your age? It’s cold in New York, you know!