Right, Michael Jackson is back on the music circuit, and is out to please fans with lots of shows, a good word for just about any fan and incredibly budget tickets. One problem in the first major concert though- the artist Ne-Yo is having a show in the same area at about the same time.
Ne-Yo would probably have to quit his concerts for a while, because all the crowd would be wanting to see is old Jacko doing his tricks once again. Everyone loves an old Michael Jackson. Let’s hope he’s harmless.
That’s right, we think that Ms. Hilton is actually some kind of advocate for women’s rights- she’s advocating the right to wear really short skirts and no panties. Or wearing nothing at all. At least, that’s what we thought when we saw her partying the night away at some disco/bar in Las Vegas.
Looking like a true-blue party girl, Ms. Hilton was wearing a rendition of what appeared to be a silky, embroidered handkerchief. Whether this is an effort to save the trees or sweat shop laborers, remains to be seen.
Everyone is on the environmentalist bandwagon nowadays- even faded A-list stars. Tobey was recently sighted at some street in New York City pedaling his way to health and to global climate non-change. In any case, he was flanked by what seemed to be five guys who were wearing the same outfits.
Were they for real, or was he just like the rest of the faded stars? We think the latter- but we leave that to you to judge. How about you, who was the last Hollywood bum you saw pedaling down some random street in your home state?
Whoever thought that the newest addition to the starry tradition of James Bond would look such a mess. Daniel Craig was recently sighted in some crowded bar. He didn’t look the part of the suave and quick-thinking British spy that could suspend a heart attack on command.
In fact, Daniel Craig looked so sweaty that it’s hard to determine whether someone poured a bowl of punch on him or he’s just naturally sweaty. And we don’t mean the hot sweaty type, we mean the yucky, smell, sweaty type. Nonetheless, he remains our Bond.
Back in eighties Michel Pfeiffer just wowed the world with her soft curls, killer smile and her bright eyes that seemed to just love the television screen. Then we saw another side of her in Dangerous Minds as that feisty woman who was nowhere near middle age. Then we see her again, already middle aged and still looking great.
To whom or to what can we attribute this dazzling preservation of outward beauty? Is it the best doctors and aesthetes around? Or is it just pure, natural Pfeiffer, who grows prettier as she ages?
What do you do when you’re pretty, sexy, popular and nineteen? You start smoking. At least, that’s what Hayden Pannetiere did when she turned nineteen. In a recent photograph taken in the lush state of Hawaii, Hayden was seen smoking what appeared to be a very slim cigarette. And boy, she liked her smoke.
Lots of Hollywood stars smoked- and even literati smoked until their dying days. A good example would be the American John Updike. He smoked until his lungs gave out- permanently. It’s not a matter of fame- it just happens to the best of us.
What is it with Nadya Suleman A.K.A the OctoMum? Everyone seems to hate her- and we think that’s the problem, everyone just hates her so much she remains popular. In the beginning, Suleman was just “one of those things” that you saw on late night television.
But after the donations started rolling in, the A. Jolie impersonator got greedier. That’s according to Nadya Suleman’s more recent publicist. And this publicist just quite her job because she thought that OctoMum was loose “up there”.
Whether this be true or not, we all know that OctoMum is being offered more than a million dollars to appear in a porn film in the US.
Even if most women wouldn’t mind spending a night or two with the hunk Dwayne Johnson A.K.A. “The Rock”, his wife doesn’t want anything to do with him anymore. According to official county court records, the divorce had pushed through and well, everything’s up to the judges now.
It’s funny how some people can end up with such starry careers and still fail to keep the bars up in the home front. It seems that it’s a “fair exchange” with Hollywood people- get rid of the family, and you keep your fame.
We all thought that no one can beat Paris Hilton when it comes to being weak on the thinking part. But it turns out that someone was emptier on the upside than our little un-prim Ms. Hilton. Doug Reinhardt (who is this little upstart anyway?) was seen taking the microphone from one Las Vegas club from Ms. Hilton.
Paris had been secretly lip synching the whole time, and she thought she had every person in the room in a bag. Unfortunately, Reinhardt failed to get a sing-song from the surprised audience, but the singing just kept on rolling.
Billy Crudup, who had been given the pivotal role of Doc Manhattan in the widely anticipated movie Watchmen had been gaining popularity these past few weeks because of rumors that he would be appearing completely in the nude to perform his role as the cold, calculating scientist.
For those of you who didn’t know, Watchmen was that series of comic books that tackled the darker side of reality- murder, death, insane plans for world domination, those kinds of things. Rorscharsch, one of the more endearing characters in the comic books would be appearing alongside with Doc Manhattan.
